Boring Website Maintenance Update

Wanted to wrap up the week with a couple minor additions to the site.

To sew a button on my whole Transparency rant (which attracted a lot more attention than I expected), I’ve updated the Things I’m Doing page with elliptical stock‐photo references to some of my current projects.  There will be more info in the future, but right now it mostly exists as a way to tell myself to get back to work.

I’ve also added a Blurbs tab. Wish I had a better name for it. Basically, this is a bunch of quotes from incredibly talented people I have worked with over the years. Would you like to know how brilliant CEOs. game designers, voice actors and others feel about working with me?  Here’s your chance.  (If you’ve worked with me at some point and would like to voice your opinion, get in touch.)

Finally, I’ve added a Consulting tab, which simply confirms that I am available for that sort of thing if that’s the sort of thing you’re interested in.

That is all.  Have a lovely weekend.

Soft Launch

I plan to post things on this site more frequently in the near future.  At the moment I find myself encumbered by an unfortunate piece of paper that denies me ownership of my work.  Not a good position for a writer to be in, right?  Try living with it for three years.

Whilst flipping through the pages of an old notebook, I discovered the following bit of doggerel.  It’s at least a decade old — well outside the scope of that annoying piece of paper — but it still amuses me, so I present it herewith until such time as I can offer a more timely and substantial contribution.

The Greatest Poem Muhammad Ali Never Wrote

I’ll drop Sonny Liston
Like a turd in my wallet
A non sequiturd
Is what you might call it 

Nothing to see here…

This is where we put the little animated GIF of the yellow UNDER CONSTRUCTION sign with the stick figure gamely shoveling his way through an enormous pile of crap.

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